What is it like to be fucked by a Wicker Husband who looks and sounds like Alexander Skarsgård? Wicker the movie gives audiences a look at this fairy tale experience by following the story of an ostracized but good-humored Fisherwoman (Olivia Colman). Wicker 4DX gives audiences as close to a simulated experience as you get without breaking decency laws. 

It started as a joke. Eager fans popped off on social media about how distributor Black Bear should make a 4DX release happen. Sure, this motion-enhanced format is reserved for action movies like The Odyssey and Godzilla Minus Zero or horror movies like Other Mommy and Resident Evil. But how might this amusement-park-ride-like experience, which includes atmospheric effects like fog, scents, and spritzes of water, enhance Wicker? Well, for one night only, some lucky moviegoers found out. 

I was there. I couldn't resist. And what I got for the ticket price was one of the best theatrical experiences of my life. 

What's Wicker about? 

Written and directed by married couple Alex Huston Fischer and Eleanor Wilson, Wicker is a fairy tale about love, sex, and marriage. Inspired by Ursula Wills' short story "The Wicker Husband," the film centers on a medieval village where men are named by their professions, and women after their men. So, there's the Butcher, the Baker, and the Tailor's Wife (Elizabeth Debicki). Then, there's the Fisherwoman (Olivia Colman), an old maid mocked for being unmarried and smelling of her trade. 

That is, until she asks the ingenious Basket Weaver (Peter Dinklage) to make her a husband out of wicker. And boy, does he! Meeting her at the chapel on a sunny morning, the Wicker Husband (Alexander Skarsgård) is dapper and kind, and on their wedding night he is hard and soft in all the right ways.

As Mashable's Shannon Connellan noted in her review, Wicker makes a gleeful mockery of the constraints of gender norms, while advocating for making a marriage that suits its partners. So, as Fisherwoman and her Wicker Husband learn to love each other, they become a fascination of the other villagers, who envy or loathe them to dramatic results.

Slight spoilers ahead for Wicker. 

Wicker 4DX is for the girlies. 

At a 10:30 p.m. showtime on a Wednesday, a female colleague and I entered a theater full of women, along with a couple of men who seemed to be on the arms of their respective girlfriends. There was a giddiness in the air as the audience saddled up in the 4DX seats, which are elevated and robust. 

I hadn't been to a 4DX screening since 2017's Geostorm. And full disclosure, I went hungover, which was a poor choice for 4DX experience, especially for a movie about every natural disaster hitting simultaneously. So, it was with trepidation that I stepped back into these seats. 

Before long the trailers began, and most were an odd pick for this presentation, including two decidedly unsexy Johnny Depp movies (Day Drinker and Ebenezer). The audience grew audibly restless, as jeers and annoyed groans could be heard. Then, the seats tittered. A ripple of laughter traveled across the theater as we all felt it. 

Next came two trailers fitted for 4DX. They were for upcoming action movies, Dune: Part Three and Avengers: Doomsday. In the latter especially, the bucking of the seats was so wild that I couldn't tell you what was happening in the trailer, because I was cackling like a madwoman. 

Then came a flutter of concern. I'd not yet seen Wicker. If the 4DX was this rowdy for the movie as it was for these trailers, would I get to enjoy the movie for what it is? Or would I be distracted by this gimmick? That would not be a problem. The 4DX for Wicker was thoughtfully integrated, and, dare I say, brilliantly so. 

The Wicker sex scenes are wild in 4DX. 

As teased above, there are love scenes between Fisherwoman and Wicker Husband. How does the 4DX handle these scenes? The seats vibrated and bucked, yes, in rhythm with the Wicker Husband's thrusting. It was not just a physically thrilling experience, but a joyfully communal one! 

During the Doomsday

What is it like to be fucked by a Wicker Husband who looks and sounds like Alexander Skarsgård? Wicker the movie gives audiences a look at this fairy tale experience by following the story of an ostracized but good-humored Fisherwoman (Olivia Colman). Wicker 4DX gives audiences as close to a simulated experience as you get without breaking decency laws. 

It started as a joke. Eager fans popped off on social media about how distributor Black Bear should make a 4DX release happen. Sure, this motion-enhanced format is reserved for action movies like The Odyssey and Godzilla Minus Zero or horror movies like Other Mommy and Resident Evil. But how might this amusement-park-ride-like experience, which includes atmospheric effects like fog, scents, and spritzes of water, enhance Wicker? Well, for one night only, some lucky moviegoers found out. 

I was there. I couldn't resist. And what I got for the ticket price was one of the best theatrical experiences of my life. 

What's Wicker about? 

Written and directed by married couple Alex Huston Fischer and Eleanor Wilson, Wicker is a fairy tale about love, sex, and marriage. Inspired by Ursula Wills' short story "The Wicker Husband," the film centers on a medieval village where men are named by their professions, and women after their men. So, there's the Butcher, the Baker, and the Tailor's Wife (Elizabeth Debicki). Then, there's the Fisherwoman (Olivia Colman), an old maid mocked for being unmarried and smelling of her trade. 

That is, until she asks the ingenious Basket Weaver (Peter Dinklage) to make her a husband out of wicker. And boy, does he! Meeting her at the chapel on a sunny morning, the Wicker Husband (Alexander Skarsgård) is dapper and kind, and on their wedding night he is hard and soft in all the right ways.

As Mashable's Shannon Connellan noted in her review, Wicker makes a gleeful mockery of the constraints of gender norms, while advocating for making a marriage that suits its partners. So, as Fisherwoman and her Wicker Husband learn to love each other, they become a fascination of the other villagers, who envy or loathe them to dramatic results.

Slight spoilers ahead for Wicker. 

Wicker 4DX is for the girlies. 

At a 10:30 p.m. showtime on a Wednesday, a female colleague and I entered a theater full of women, along with a couple of men who seemed to be on the arms of their respective girlfriends. There was a giddiness in the air as the audience saddled up in the 4DX seats, which are elevated and robust. 

I hadn't been to a 4DX screening since 2017's Geostorm. And full disclosure, I went hungover, which was a poor choice for 4DX experience, especially for a movie about every natural disaster hitting simultaneously. So, it was with trepidation that I stepped back into these seats. 

Before long the trailers began, and most were an odd pick for this presentation, including two decidedly unsexy Johnny Depp movies (Day Drinker and Ebenezer). The audience grew audibly restless, as jeers and annoyed groans could be heard. Then, the seats tittered. A ripple of laughter traveled across the theater as we all felt it. 

Next came two trailers fitted for 4DX. They were for upcoming action movies, Dune: Part Three and Avengers: Doomsday. In the latter especially, the bucking of the seats was so wild that I couldn't tell you what was happening in the trailer, because I was cackling like a madwoman. 

Then came a flutter of concern. I'd not yet seen Wicker. If the 4DX was this rowdy for the movie as it was for these trailers, would I get to enjoy the movie for what it is? Or would I be distracted by this gimmick? That would not be a problem. The 4DX for Wicker was thoughtfully integrated, and, dare I say, brilliantly so. 

The Wicker sex scenes are wild in 4DX. 

As teased above, there are love scenes between Fisherwoman and Wicker Husband. How does the 4DX handle these scenes? The seats vibrated and bucked, yes, in rhythm with the Wicker Husband's thrusting. It was not just a physically thrilling experience, but a joyfully communal one! 

During the Doomsday